them: Okay…we have a new job. It’s for The Princess Bride.
me: Inconceivable!
them: What?
me: Ummm…Inconceivable?
them: Okay, sure. So, this is a funny, fairy-tale type movie.
me: It’s inconceivably the best romantic-comedy ever made!
them: You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
me: Anybody want a peanut?

See it on Amazon.